Sorry

bettywhitehouse:

the party dont start till I walk out

(Source: bettyhauntedhouse)


just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point


sexuallyactivegrandma:

i just realized that “what do you want to be when you grown up” has now become “what do you plan to be in your near future” and i’m actually terrified.


pepprstark:

i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13

(Source: pepprstark)


Send me something

smutno-mi-czasem:

女 you’re the best

❀ nice theme

■ I don’t like you

♣ can we be friends?

▲ I hate your blog

♥ I love your blog

◊ marry me?

© nice tumblr

☆ I like you

♫ check out my blog?

❥ nice name

☂ you’re original

Φ I want to have sex with you

ӿ you’re sexy

☯nice posts 

☪ I’m your fan

₪ I’m too shy to write to you

≈ you’re my inspiration

✪ you’re my princess


thefinnishgypsy:

LMFAAAOOO AWWWWWW OMG HAHAHAHA HE REACHES FOR HIS PARENTS HAND IN FEAR LIKE HE KNOWS SOMETHING IS COMING HAHAHAHA

thefinnishgypsy:

LMFAAAOOO AWWWWWW OMG HAHAHAHA HE REACHES FOR HIS PARENTS HAND IN FEAR LIKE HE KNOWS SOMETHING IS COMING HAHAHAHA

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

daftpnk:

112b:

Boys who wear glasses can f me

image

lets go get this pussy


kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

kingcarmody:

how I leave uncomfortable situations

(Source: simpsons-latino)

edwardspoonhands:

justthenewkid:

nuggetxnicole:

Kids React To: The sudden realization of their own mortality

even the baby’s a little shook up by the end

This small human has internalized the inexorable march of time far better than I have.

(Source: lolgifs.net)

feat:

”you have already seen that band so you don’t need to go to their concert again” no u don’t understand


literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.


hobbitts:

not stoned, just slightly pebbled

(Source: 99894845980439485)


thelesbianguide:

I totally had the music playing in my head too

thelesbianguide:

I totally had the music playing in my head too

(Source: larvitarr)